The top 10 Greatest Cleavage Moments In TV History

America has been patient long enough and I think it's time we all work together to make a 24-hour "Cleavage Channel" on Direct TV a reality. If we all contribute a little money or sign one of those petition things we can finally start watching quality TV shows like Battlestar Booblactica, It's Always Cleavagey In Philadelphia and everyone's favorite sports news show Cleavagecenter. For the price of a cup of coffee a day, we can finally feed our cleavage-hungry souls.

#10 Tiffani Amber Theissen (Beverly Hills 90210) - America truly enjoyed watching Kelly Kapowski grow into a woman and become "Kelly Boobwowski."

#9 Julia-Louis Dreyfuss (Seinfeld) - Sure it was small cleavage but it was "Elaine" cleavage. It's cleavage Seinfeld fans waited over eight years to see.

#8 Marla Sokoloff (The Practice) - All I can say is that Marla continues to have some of the most underrated hooters in Hollywood and James Franco is a lucky, lucky man.

#7 Alyssa Milano, Rose McGowan & Holly Marie Combs (Charmed) - With so much Charmed cleavage over the years a "Charmed cleavage montage" is the only thing that could possibly do all that witch cleavage justice.

#6 Jennifer Love Hewitt (Ghost Whisperer) - What Ghost Whisperer viewers don't understand is that Jennifer Love Hewitt's character doesn't actually know how to communicate with the dead. They just follow her around all the time so they can look at her cleavage.

5 Jessica Simpson (That's 70's Show) - The world sure was a better place when Jessica was in her hotness prime, wasn't it?

#4 Cindy Margolis (The Howard Stern Show) - The former "most downloaded woman in the world" always loved sharing her wonder twins with Howard.

#3 Stephanie McMahon (WWE Raw) - The WWE has had it's share of epic cleavage over the years, but all of that cleavage gets body-slammed by Stepanie's monster hooters.

#2 Nikki Cox (Unhappily Ever After) - Nikki may look like The Joker now, but she was the queen of TV cleavage during her brief stint as Tiffany on Unhappily Ever After.

#1 Salma Hayek (Ugly Betty) - Salma doesn't have breasts anymore, they're actually melons. That's because it literally looks like she had two honeydew melons surgically implanted on her chest and honeydew is delicious.

The top 10 Sexiest Babes From Dancing With The Stars

Watching a man dance is a horrifying thing but if he's got a beautiful women in a skimpy dress dancing next to him it kinda makes up for it. While I can honestly say that I've never watched one episode of Dancing With Stars in my entire life, I think the key to watching the show is to focus on the hot girl dancing in a low-cut dress. If you don't and lose focus for one second you're going to see a has-been actor or athlete dancing and nobody needs to see that.


#10 Willa Ford - The self-proclaimed "Bad Girl of Pop" took her bad girl act onto the third season of DWTS. Willa was eliminated in the 5th week of the show and returned to doing the bad girl stuff that she normally does.

#9 Julianne Hough - The only two-time winner of DWTS, Julianne competed with her boyfriend Chuck Wicks. Julianne also hold the record for "worst boyfriend schmoopy talk" on a reality television series.

#8 Rachel Hunter - The former SI swimsuit model is officially a reality TV addict appearing in over six reality shows to date including DWTS. Oh, and did I mention how much I hate Rod Stewart's music?

#7 Shannon Elizabeth - Shannon competed in the sixth season of DWTS and apparently got a little feisty with the judges when she was elminated. So that means she's a hot chick who likes to play poker who has a feisty side... you know, the perfect woman.

#6 Shandi Finnessey - The fomer Miss USA 2004 competed in the 2007 season of DWTS and was eliminated in the second week of the competition. Shandi can now be seen on reruns of the highest rated game show "Lingo" on the Game Show Network with Chuck Woolery. I think we all know why it's the highest rated show on GSN and it's not because Woolery wears tight pants.

#5 Stacy Keibler - Staci shook the best booty in the entertainment business during the second season of DTWS. Unfortunately she refused to do the Rump Shaker or the Tootsie Rool and I think it cost her the championship.

#4 Brooke Burke - Brooke temporarily broke the hearts of bikinis all over the world when she took a bikini break and won the seventh season of DWTS. Now if we can only find a way to convince ABC to do a Dancing With The Stars: Bikini Nights spinoff we just might have a dance show worth watching.

#3 Joanna Krupa - Joanna is appearing on this season of DWTS and we can only hope she somehow manages to get into a fist fight with Chuck Liddell and officially end his fighting career.

#2 Josie Maran - One of the hottest supermodels in the history of planet universe, Josie was part of the first couple eliminated from the 2007 season of DWTS so she could back to letting people take hot pictures of her for a living.

#1 Kelly Monaco - The former Plaboy Playmate and star of the greatest Playboy lifeguard photo shoot I have ever seen won the first season of DTWS. Kelly then decided to continue dancing and starred in Peepshow, a burlesque show where she plays "Bo Peep" a precocious character who discovers her sexuality throughout the show. Makes perfect sense to me.

Top 10 Most Famous Playmates

About 54 years ago, Hugh Hefner created quite a ruckus when he started printing “Playboy” from his kitchen in Chicago. Fast forward to today and the empire has expanded to encompass much of the world, publishing in just about every medium. While “Playboy” was once a household name because men would only look at the magazines for the articles, the magazine has also launched quite a few careers for the centerfold Playmates. Some of the Playmates have been famous simply for their physical beauty, others for their career and still others for their shenanigans in the media.

10. Shanna Moakler

Playmate of the Month – December 2001

A former Miss USA, Shanna Moakler became a Playmate in December 2001. Known for her on-again, off-again relationship and marriage to Blink 182’s Travis Barker, her life was chronicled for a short time on MTV’s “Meet the Barkers.” Though the blonde bombshell has had a relatively successful career in television and movies, she may remain better known as the hotter half of the Barkers.

9. Jayne Mansfield

Playmate of the Month – June 1963

Better known as a bustier version of Marilyn Monroe, February 1955 Playmate Jayne Mansfield was also considered a sex symbol in the 50s and 60s. With a self-deprecating wit, she knew that she was popular due to her ample chest assets and made sure that she was the center of attention because of them. Enjoying a film, TV and music career, her life was cut short at the age of 34 after a car crash. Coincidentally, every semi-tractor and trailer is required to have an underride guard, named the Mansfield guard, due to the fact that she was partially decapitated in the car accident.

8. Dorothy Stratten

Playmate of the Month – August 1979

Her death, arguably, brought this Playmate more fame than her spread did as her life has been the story of at least two movies in the early 80s. Dorothy Stratten, Miss August 1979 and 1980’s Playmate of the Year, had a surprisingly short life since she was murdered by her husband, Paul Snider, at the tender age of 20. Stratten has the dubious honor of being one of the youngest Playmates to have died – a case of the good die young?

7. Kelly Monaco

Playmate of the Month – April 1997

As one of the only Playmates to have a legitimate entertainment career after her Playmate appearance in April 1997, Kelly Monaco has created a viable career out of her acting chops. One of only two non-blondes on this Top 10, Kelly has the distinction of being nominated for two daytime Emmys as Samantha McCall on “General Hospital.” She has also appeared on “Dancing with the Stars,” which only furthered her popularity as an actress.

6. Jenny McCarthy

Playmate of the Month – June 1994

This funny lady was named Miss October 1993 and then POY for 1994. Obviously a voluptuous vixen, she is better known for her crass sense of humor. She has appeared on numerous television shows and movies where she has performed acts described as grotesque or toilet humor at best. Funny thing – she’s now living with Jim Carrey, a comedian known for his own unique brand of humor.

5. Shannon Tweed

Playmate of the Month – November 1981

While her life partner has made the claim that he’s slept with hundreds to thousands of women, this Playmate likes to keep his “Family Jewels” close to home. Miss November 1981 and POY 1982 Shannon Tweed has been with bassist Gene Simmons of Kiss since 1985 and has recently become a household name again with the A&E show “Gene Simmons Family Jewels.” Shannon was known for many years for her skills as an actress in erotic thrillers for which she was obviously qualified.

4. Betty Page

Playmate of the Month – January 1955

This pinup starlet was known throughout the 50s and 60s for her risqué and often fetishistic pictorials. Long after posing in Playboy in January 1955, she was featured in pictorials. Since then Betty Paige has gained a cult following as people adore her stunningly coy smile and the brunette’s ample figure. Her photos have been reproduced numerous times, while she has been idolized in film and other mediums such as comics. No matter where she’s been seen, she’s always a page-turner!

3. Pamela Anderson

Playmate of the Month – February 1990

One of the most famous Playmates of the last decade and defender of furry friends, Pamela Anderson is known for her ballooning and deflating chest as much as her marriages and relationships to rockers Tommy Lee and Kid Rock. After her appearance as the brunette February 1990 Playmate, Pamela bleached her hair, augmented her chest and then launched her career with floatation devices in Babewatch, er, “Baywatch.” Since then she has appeared on “Playboy” covers 12 times, more than anyone else, as well as appearing in numerous television shows and movies as the “Stacked” ditzy blonde.

2. Anna Nicole Smith

Playmate of the Month – May 1992

While Pamela is known as one of the most popular Playmates to be tabloid fodder in the 90s and beyond, she has been surpassed by the No. 2 slot holder. Miss May 1992 and POY 1993, Anna Nicole Smith was initially known as a fuller figured model that used our No. 1 slot holder as an idol. At some point after modeling for Guess and marrying the Texas oil billionaire J. Howard Marshall, her credibility and image began to slip as her weight increased. After a lengthy court battle over the billion dollar inheritance of Marshall, she became a public figure again as one of the archetypal trainwrecks of celeb-reality TV. Anna Nicole then made headlines again as her size shrunk but apparently not her addiction to substances. And in an ironic twist, custody of her daughter and her hefty inheritance became a heated court battle after Anna Nicole’s death of an accidental drug overdose. She may forever live in infamy as an example of what not to do with a modeling career rather than for her once voluptuous looks.

1. Marilyn Monroe

Playmate of the Month – December 1953

This blonde bombshell is the woman that most models strive to emulate and has been used as a proverbial yardstick to which all others are compared. With marriages to the likes of Joe DiMaggio and Arthur Miller and relationships with John F. Kennedy, Marilyn Monroe was the archetypal sex symbol throughout her professional career despite her lackluster success at relationships. Her pictures in Playboy were actually taken long before the debut of the magazine in which she premiered not as the first Playmate, but as the Sweetheart of the Month in December 1953. And that centerfold not only helped launch “Playboy” but helped further her career as she gained A-List status as an actress in movies like “Some Like It Hot” and “How to Marry a Millionaire.” However, her career and life were ended abruptly at the age of 36 when she was found dead in her home. To this day, the cause of her death is a topic of contention – was it a suicide or was it murder? Either way, the first Playmate has had a lasting impression on “Playboy,” movies and popular media in the half century after her death.

Honorable mention: Carmen Electra and the “Girls Next Door,” Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson. All four women have had major careers thanks in part to Playboy though none of them have been featured as a Playmate.